🧛‍♀️ Sink Your Teeth Into Halloween: The Easiest DIY Vampire Costume!

Looking for a Halloween costume that’s spooky, stylish, and ridiculously easy to put together? Say hello to your inner vampire! 🦇 Whether you’re heading to a Halloween party, taking the kids trick-or-treating, or just want to look fang-tastic without spending a fortune, a DIY vampire costume is the perfect choice.

The best part? You probably already have most of what you need hiding in your closet! With a few everyday clothing pieces, some dramatic makeup, and a pair of pointy fangs, you’ll be ready to join the undead in no time.

So, forget the complicated costumes and expensive accessories. Let’s turn you into the coolest creature of the night!

🖤 Step 1: Raid Your Closet for Vampire-Worthy Clothes

The secret to a classic vampire look is all about dark, dramatic clothing. Think mysterious, elegant, and just a little bit creepy.

Here’s what to look for:

  • A black outfit: A black dress, black jeans and a fitted top, or black trousers with a button-up shirt all work beautifully.
  • A dramatic layer: Throw on a black blazer, a dark cardigan, or a velvet jacket for an extra gothic vibe.
  • A splash of red: Add a red scarf, a burgundy shirt, or a red accessory to give your outfit that classic vampire flair.
  • Dark shoes: Black boots, dress shoes, or even your favorite black sneakers will complete the look.

Want to go all out? Add a cape! You can use a black piece of fabric or an old black sheet to create a simple cape. Drape it over your shoulders and secure it comfortably with a clip or ribbon.

Instant vampire royalty!

🧛 Step 2: Create Spooky Vampire Makeup

You don’t need to be a professional makeup artist to look like you’ve just crawled out of a centuries-old castle.

Here’s how to get the look:

Pale and mysterious: Use your regular foundation or a slightly lighter shade for a pale, dramatic complexion. There’s no need to go ghost-white unless that’s the look you’re after!

Dark and smoky eyes: Apply dark eyeshadow around your eyes and blend it for a mysterious, nighttime look. A little eyeliner adds extra drama.

Blood-red lips: Swipe on a deep red, burgundy, or plum lipstick. For a more theatrical look, add a little makeup-safe fake blood at the corner of your mouth.

A touch of gothic glamour: Finish with a little contour, dark brows, or silver highlighter for that immortal glow.

Remember, vampires have had centuries to perfect their look. Take your time!

🩸 Step 3: Add the Fangs!

Can you really be a vampire without fangs? Of course not!

Pick up a pair of inexpensive costume vampire teeth from a Halloween shop or party store. Choose a pair that fits comfortably and follow the product’s instructions.

Want an extra spooky touch? Add a tiny streak of costume-safe fake blood near your lip. Keep it subtle for a classic vampire look or go dramatic if you’re feeling particularly bloodthirsty.

Just make sure any fake blood is intended for use on skin, and avoid products that could stain your clothes.

🦇 Step 4: Accessorize Like a Creature of the Night

This is where you can really have fun with your costume!

Try adding one or two of these finishing touches:

  • A statement necklace: Think dark gemstones, crosses, or vintage-inspired jewelry.
  • Black nail polish: Perfect for that extra gothic detail.
  • A dramatic ring: The bigger and more mysterious, the better.
  • A slick hairstyle: Smooth your hair back for a classic Dracula look, or add loose waves for a glamorous vampire queen vibe.
  • A little attitude: Practice your most mysterious stare and your best slow, dramatic vampire turn.

Bonus points if you arrive at the party announcing, “I’ve been expecting you…” in your spookiest voice. Bonus bonus points if you can do it without laughing!

🎃 Easy Vampire Costume Ideas for Everyone

The beauty of a vampire costume is that it works for practically anyone. Here are three easy ways to make it your own.

🧛 Classic Dracula

Go for black trousers, a white button-up shirt, a black jacket, and a dramatic cape. Add slicked-back hair, fangs, and a little dark makeup. It’s timeless, spooky, and instantly recognizable.

🖤 Glam Vampire

Choose a black dress or an all-black outfit, add bold red lipstick, smoky eyes, statement jewelry, and a flowing cape. This look is perfect if you want your Halloween costume to be equal parts creepy and chic.

🦇 Casual Vampire

Short on time? Wear black jeans, a black T-shirt, boots, and a dark jacket. Add vampire fangs and a little makeup, and you’re ready to go. It’s the ultimate last-minute Halloween costume!

💸 How to Make Your Vampire Costume on a Budget

Halloween can get expensive, but your vampire transformation doesn’t have to!

Before buying anything, shop your own closet. Black clothing, red accessories, dark jewelry, and old scarves can all become part of your costume.

Then, spend a little on one or two standout items, such as vampire fangs or a cape. Drugstore makeup can help you create the rest of the look without breaking the bank.

The secret to a great vampire costume isn’t how much you spend—it’s how you put it all together.

🕷️ Last-Minute Vampire Costume Checklist

Getting ready at the last minute? No worries! Here’s your quick checklist.

  • Black outfit
  • Red or burgundy accent
  • Cape or dark outer layer
  • Vampire fangs
  • Dark eye makeup and red lipstick
  • Black shoes and optional gothic accessories

Once you’ve checked those boxes, you’re officially ready to haunt the Halloween festivities!

🧡 Final Bite: Have a Fang-tastic Halloween!

Who says a great Halloween costume has to take hours to create? With a few closet staples, simple makeup, and some vampire-worthy accessories, you can put together a look that’s spooky, stylish, and easy on your wallet.

Whether you choose classic Dracula, glamorous vampire, or casual creature of the night, the key is to have fun and make the look your own.

Now dim the lights, grab those fangs, and practice your most mysterious smile. The night is young, the moon is shining, and the Halloween party is waiting!

Have a fang-tastic Halloween, and try not to bite off more than you can chew! 🧛‍♀️🩸🎃

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How to Create the Coziest Horror Night Ever đŸ‘ťđŸ•Żď¸

Who says horror has to be all dark hallways, screaming, and sleeping with the lights on?

Sometimes, the best kind of scary night is the one where you’re wrapped in a blanket, holding a mug of something warm, surrounded by candles, snacks, and your favorite people—while something absolutely terrifying plays on the TV.

Welcome to the cozy horror night: equal parts spooky, comfy, and delightfully unsettling.

Here’s how to create one.

1. Set the Mood: Cozy First, Creepy Second

The secret to a great horror night is balance. You want your space to feel like a warm little hideaway… with just enough atmosphere to make you wonder what might be lurking outside the window.

Start with:

  • 🕯️ Battery-powered candles or warm fairy lights
  • 🛋️ Every blanket and pillow you own
  • 🧦 Comfy socks or oversized sweaters
  • 🎃 A few pumpkins or spooky decorations
  • 🌙 Curtains closed once the sun goes down
  • 💡 One strategically placed lamp that makes everything look slightly suspicious

Avoid turning every light off completely. You’re creating cozy horror, not accidentally wandering into a haunted basement.

2. Pick the Perfect Horror Movie

Your movie selection depends on how brave your group is.

For a lighter evening, choose something spooky, funny, or wonderfully campy. For maximum tension, go for psychological horror or a classic haunted-house story. And if your friends insist they’re “not scared of anything,” congratulations: you now have permission to choose something truly terrifying.

A fun idea is to create a mini horror marathon:

Movie #1: Spooky but manageable
Movie #2: Genuinely scary
Movie #3: Absolutely terrible decision-making

By the third movie, everyone will be suspicious of every noise in the house.

3. Build a Snack Situation

No horror night is complete without snacks.

And honestly, snacks taste better when you’re eating them while watching someone investigate a noise they very obviously should not investigate.

Lean into the theme with:

  • 🍿 Popcorn served in spooky bowls
  • 🍫 Chocolate or brownies
  • 🍪 Halloween cookies
  • 🧀 A creepy-cute charcuterie board
  • 🍎 Caramel apples
  • 🍬 A bowl of your favorite candy
  • 🥨 Pretzels for emergency stress eating

For extra fun, give your snacks ridiculous horror-themed names. Suddenly, ordinary popcorn becomes “Victim’s Popcorn.” Brownies become “Graveyard Fudge.” Cheese cubes? “Mysterious Things Found in the Basement.”

Don’t ask questions. Just eat them.

4. Make Something Warm to Drink

A cozy horror night needs a signature drink.

Hot chocolate is an obvious winner, especially with whipped cream, marshmallows, and a mountain of chocolate drizzle.

For something more autumnal, try warm apple cider with cinnamon. You can even create a little DIY drink station so everyone can customize their mug.

And here’s an important rule:

The scarier the movie, the more ridiculous the mug should be.

There is something deeply comforting about watching a supernatural entity terrorize a family while you’re holding a mug covered in cheerful little strawberries.

5. Add a Spooky Activity

Don’t let the movie do all the work.

Before or between films, try a few low-effort spooky activities:

Tell Your Best Ghost Stories

Everyone gets five minutes to tell their creepiest story. Real, fake, or suspiciously exaggerated—it doesn’t matter.

The goal is entertainment, not evidence for the paranormal.

Play a Horror-Themed Game

Try a scary trivia game, a murder mystery, or a horror-themed card game. Bonus points if the rules become increasingly difficult to follow after everyone gets scared.

Make a “Would You Survive?” Quiz

Ask questions like:

  • Would you investigate a strange noise?
  • Would you split up from the group?
  • Would you spend the night in an abandoned house?
  • Would you touch the mysterious object covered in blood?

If everyone answers honestly, you may discover that your friend group would survive approximately eleven minutes.

6. Don’t Forget the Soundtrack

Before the movie starts, put on some atmospheric music.

Think:

  • Rain sounds
  • Crackling fireplaces
  • Soft piano
  • Moody instrumental music
  • Gentle Halloween playlists

The trick is to keep it atmospheric rather than overwhelming. You want guests thinking, “Wow, this is cozy,” followed immediately by, “Wait… was that a noise upstairs?”

Perfect.

7. Create a Cozy Escape Zone

This may be the most important part.

Designate one part of the room as the official safe zone.

Fill it with blankets, pillows, stuffed animals, snacks, and anything else that makes you feel secure. Anyone who gets too scared is allowed to retreat there without judgment.

In fact, encourage it.

There’s something hilarious about watching a terrifying scene through a tiny gap between two blankets.

8. Embrace the Silly

A cozy horror night shouldn’t take itself too seriously.

Laugh at terrible special effects. Make predictions about who will survive. Roast questionable character decisions. Give the monster a ridiculous nickname.

Half the fun is being scared together.

Because that’s the magic of horror: you’re allowed to experience fear in a completely safe environment, surrounded by people you like, with snacks within arm’s reach.

The Perfect Cozy Horror Night

At the end of the day, you don’t need an elaborate setup or a house covered in Halloween decorations.

All you really need is:

A good scary movie + comfortable clothes + warm drinks + excellent snacks + people who scream at approximately the same volume as you.

Dim the lights. Grab a blanket. Pour yourself something warm.

And when the movie’s protagonist inevitably decides to walk toward the terrifying noise coming from the basement?

Yell at the screen.

It’s tradition.

Happy haunting. 👻

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Book Review: Marla by Jonathan Janz

PLOT SUMMARY:

Every small town has ghosts. King’s Branch has Marla.

A reclusive young woman who lives with her mother in a creepy Gothic house, Marla Gorman is the stuff of urban legends. Some believe she’s a prisoner. Others claim she’s a witch.

The evening of the first murder, Detective Carl Lancaster sees Marla leering at him from her bedroom window. He sees her again at the exact moment a second man is killed. And though Marla was nowhere near either murder site, Carl is convinced she’s connected to the crimes.

To Carl, Marla is a menace. To social worker Annie Frost, Marla bears a bizarre connection to her past. To Dylan Ellison, a struggling college student, Marla might be the companion for whom he’s been longing.

But none of them understands Marla’s true nature. She’s about to plunge them—and everyone in King’s Branch—into an unspeakable nightmare and teach them the true meaning of terror.

GRADE: A-

REVIEW:

Strange deaths begin to plague the small town of King’s Branch, and Detective Carl Lancaster finds himself at a loss. He can’t figure out what—or who—is behind the growing body count. One thing keeps nagging at him: every time someone dies, Marla seems to be somewhere in the periphery. The problem? Carl can’t prove a thing.

Marla is a recluse who lives in an old, unsettling house with her mother, Irene. The townspeople have always been wary of the two women, but as the deaths pile up, Carl finds himself drawn back to their doorstep again and again. The closer he gets to the truth, the more disturbing the mystery becomes.

Marla was a fascinating, deeply creepy read, filled with just the right amount of small-town lore and dark secrets. Fans of Stephen King will feel right at home, especially those who enjoy stories where an entire town seems to be hiding something.

The audiobook was especially well done. The two narrators brought an added layer of tension and unease to the story, making the already creepy atmosphere even more unsettling.

Highly recommended for anyone who loved Carrie but wished she were even creepier.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Blackstone Publishing for the audiobook copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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Book Review: Grief Eater by Emma Osborne

PLOT SUMMARY:

When Kristina rises from her violent death, she’s not the same fragile woman her family once abandoned. She’s rageful, powerful, and hungry—for the blood of the ones who were supposed to love her. With a newfound craving to see vengeance and grief served, she launches into a once-in-an-undead-lifetime journey across blood-slicked highways to the scorched Australian bush and her hometown. As her body fails and her mind fractures, she’s left with one final question: Is she here to forgive, or to feed?

GRADE: A

REVIEW:

I’m usually not a big fan of zombies in books, but Grief Eater by Emma Osborne tells a very different kind of story. Sure, there are infections, gore, and plenty of human flesh-eating, but at its heart, this is an emotional journey through sorrow, anger, and, yes, grief.

When Kristina wakes up transformed, she’s filled with rage and an overwhelming hunger for human flesh. Instead of simply accepting her monstrous new state, though, she decides to use it to get revenge on the family who wronged her. As she sets out on this dark journey, we learn more about her past—including her friendship with her best friend and the love she once had but ultimately gave up because she was too afraid to come out at the time.

What follows is an emotional reckoning that gives the story far more depth than your typical gory zombie tale. There’s plenty of gore for horror fans, but beneath it all is a story about love, loss, identity, and the weight of unresolved grief.

Highly recommend this one for horror readers who like their books with a little more heart beneath the blood and guts.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Interstellar Flight Press for the ebook copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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Book Review: Make Me Better by Sarah Gailey

WELCOME TO KINDRED COVE.

PLOT SUMMARY:

Celia is so tired of being alone. All she wants is to have a family—to belong to someone. That’s why she’s going to Kindred Cove for the annual Salt Festival held by the secluded community that lives there. They promise that healing is possible. They promise that transformation is inevitable. There is no grief at Kindred Cove, because there is no suffering. Nothing is ever lost.

Celia knows that, at that mysterious island surrounded by that impossible, ever-growing reef — she will find herself.

She’s ready to be healed. She’s ready to be transformed.

She’s ready to believe.

GRADE: C

REVIEW:

I made it through Make Me Better, but it was a struggle. If I hadn’t been listening to the audiobook, this probably would’ve been a DNF for me.

The premise—a cult that promises to transform you into a better version of yourself—hooked me immediately. Unfortunately, the execution didn’t live up to the concept. The story dragged, the pacing was painfully slow, and it felt much longer than it needed to be. The only thing that kept me going was Xe Sands’ fantastic narration.

If you enjoy a slow-burn story, this one might work for you. For me, it was just too slow. That said, the ending was absolutely devastating, and it delivered an emotional punch that almost made the journey worthwhile.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Macmillan Audio for the audiobook copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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The Vampire Lestat: Why Anne Rice’s Most Charismatic Vampire Deserves the Spotlight

For decades, Anne Rice’s vampires have captivated readers with their blend of gothic horror, philosophy, romance, and tragedy. While Interview with the Vampire introduced audiences to the brooding Louis de Pointe du Lac, many fans have long considered Lestat de Lioncourt the true heart of Rice’s sprawling vampire mythology. With the upcoming television adaptation of The Vampire Lestat, viewers can expect a story that places one of fiction’s most fascinating antiheroes front and center.

A Different Kind of Vampire Story

Unlike traditional vampire tales that focus primarily on horror, The Vampire Lestat explores identity, ambition, loneliness, and the burden of immortality. Lestat is not a monster lurking in the shadows. He is a performer, a rebel, a philosopher, and an unapologetic rule-breaker. His larger-than-life personality stands in stark contrast to the melancholy vampires that often dominate the genre.

The story follows Lestat as he recounts his own history, challenging the version of events presented in Interview with the Vampire. Through his perspective, audiences gain a deeper understanding of his transformation from an ambitious young French nobleman into one of the most powerful vampires in existence.

Why Lestat Resonates with Modern Audiences

One reason Lestat remains so popular is his complexity. He is arrogant yet vulnerable, ruthless yet compassionate, selfish yet capable of profound love. These contradictions make him feel remarkably human despite his supernatural nature.

Modern television audiences have embraced morally gray protagonists, from antiheroes to complicated villains. Lestat fits perfectly within this tradition. He refuses to conform to expectations, often making disastrous decisions while remaining irresistibly charismatic. Viewers may not always agree with his choices, but they are rarely able to look away.

Expanding Anne Rice’s Immortal Universe

A television adaptation of The Vampire Lestat offers an opportunity to delve deeper into Anne Rice’s rich mythology. The novel expands the scope of the vampire world, introducing ancient histories, powerful immortals, and secrets that stretch back thousands of years.

This broader mythology transforms the story from a personal drama into an epic saga. Themes of power, destiny, art, and faith become intertwined with the supernatural elements, creating a narrative that feels both intimate and grand in scale.

Music, Fame, and the Rockstar Vampire

One of the most unique aspects of The Vampire Lestat is its connection to music. Unlike many vampires who seek anonymity, Lestat embraces the spotlight. He becomes a rock star, using his fame to challenge both human and vampire society.

This unconventional approach gives the story a fresh energy. The image of an immortal vampire commanding a stage before thousands of fans remains one of Anne Rice’s most memorable creations. It blends gothic aesthetics with modern celebrity culture, creating a striking contrast that feels surprisingly relevant today.

The Challenges of Adaptation

Bringing The Vampire Lestat to television is no small task. The story spans centuries, continents, and multiple layers of mythology. It requires balancing intimate character development with expansive world-building.

The greatest challenge may be capturing Lestat himself. His charm, wit, arrogance, and emotional depth are essential to the story’s success. If the adaptation succeeds in portraying these qualities, it could deliver one of television’s most compelling supernatural protagonists.

Final Thoughts

The Vampire Lestat is more than a vampire story. It is a character study, a gothic adventure, and an exploration of what it means to live forever while searching for purpose and connection. By shifting the focus to Lestat’s voice, the narrative offers a fresh perspective on a beloved universe and reveals why this flamboyant, complicated immortal has remained a fan favorite for generations.

For longtime readers, the series represents a chance to see one of literature’s most iconic vampires take center stage. For newcomers, it may be the perfect introduction to Anne Rice’s dark, seductive world of immortals.

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Book Review: Morsel by Carter Keane

Bite the hand that feeds you…

PLOT SUMMARY:

Lou did what the children of parents with backbreaking, poorly paying jobs are supposed to do: pulled up her bootstraps, went to college, and got an office gig with coworkers who won’t stop talking about their multilevel marketing scheme disguised as self-betterment.

When Lou accepts a property appraisal assignment in the rural hills of Ohio, she knows it’s her last chance to save her job and keep making rent. But she quickly finds herself stranded in the middle of nowhere with a sabotaged truck, her dog, and someone–or something–stalking her through the ancient Appalachian woods.

If she can’t escape the woods in time, she’ll see firsthand that her job isn’t the only thing that wants to eat her alive.


GRADE: A

REVIEW:

Morsel is a pulse-pounding folk horror novel that grabs hold from the very first page and never lets go.

Lou is sent by her boss to the remote hills of rural Ohio, accompanied only by her loyal dog, Ripley. What begins as a routine assignment quickly spirals into a nightmare when she realizes someone—or something—is stalking her through the forest. As the tension mounts, Lou finds herself fighting not only for her own survival but also for Ripley’s.

This is a fast-paced, relentless read filled with suspense and dread. The audiobook narration was particularly effective, capturing Lou’s growing fear, paranoia, and determination as she navigates the dangers lurking in the woods.

And then things get even darker.

When an ancient god awakens, the story erupts into bloody, supernatural chaos, elevating the terror to another level entirely.

If you’re a fan of atmospheric folk horror, isolated wilderness settings, and escalating supernatural dread, Morsel is well worth picking up. Highly recommended for readers who loved The Blair Witch Project and enjoy horror that blends folklore, mystery, and survival.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Macmillan Audio for the audiobook copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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Book Review: Pretty Evil by Zoe Rossi

GLAMOUROUS. TOUGH. RUTHLESS.

PLOT SUMMARY:

Camilla Black is not your average serial killer. As the editor of fashion magazine Couture, Camilla is a commanding presence. Impeccably dressed and regularly snapped at the front row of Fashion Week, Camilla is respected and revered.

And yet, Camilla has a secret.

When she’s not sipping martinis with London’s elite, she’s scouring the streets for the worst of the worst–the most despicable predators around. And then she finds them, she shows no mercy.

Camilla is the very last person a predator would ever want to meet….

GRADE: A-

REVIEW:

If you loved Dexter and always wished for a female serial killer vigilante targeting bad men, then you’ll definitely get a kick out of Camilla in Pretty Evil. Despite the graphic violence of her murders, it’s hard not to sympathize with her once you learn about the trauma she’s endured. Her revenge is fueled by pain, and there’s a heartbreaking reason behind her madness.

This is a dark, rage-filled revenge thriller that doesn’t hold back. While I know the ending may not work for everyone, I personally loved it. The audiobook narrator also did an incredible job bringing Camilla’s voice and emotions to life, which made the story even more immersive.

I’d definitely recommend this to fans of dark, gritty thrillers with morally complex characters.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Lighthouse Books for the audiobook copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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Book Review: Poisoned Soup for the Macabre, Depraved, and Insane edited by Grace R. Reynolds and Wendy Dalrymple

A sprinkling of the macabre….
A dash of depravity…
And a whole lot of insanity.

PLOT SUMMARY:

Welcome to POISONED SOUP FOR THE MACABRE, INSANE, and DEPRAVED.
51 INGREDIENTS OF NOSTALGIA AND HORROR
Curated by Wendy Dalrymple and Grace R. Reynolds
Grab a bowl and nourish yourself with the nostalgic flavors of our favorite genre. Together, these tales create a stew of heartwarming memories and moods inspired by your favorite author’s first brush with those dark corners of film, literature, and art.

GRADE: A

REVIEW:

If you’ve ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul, you’ll have an easier time understanding the spirit of this anthology. Like that series, it’s a collection of diverse voices and styles—ranging from short stories and essays to poetry—but instead of uplifting life lessons, Poisoned Soup for the Macabre, Depraved, and Insane serves up darker, stranger, and more unsettling themes.

This anthology shines most when it taps into a strong sense of ’90s nostalgia. Many of the pieces feel like heartfelt tributes to horror itself, with contributors reflecting on how the genre became a source of comfort, escape, and inspiration in their lives. In many ways, the collection reads like a love letter to horror fans.

There’s a little something here for every kind of horror reader. If you grew up devouring Goosebumps, this anthology may stir up fond memories while still delivering eerie and macabre fun. I’d especially recommend it to readers who are curious about exploring horror for the first time and want to sample a wide variety of voices and styles within the genre.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Brigids Gate Press for the digital copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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Book Review: The Fourth Wife by Linda Hamilton

PLOT SUMMARY:

Hazel Russon’s life in 1882 Utah territory is defined by three things: the Mormon church, polygamy, and the men who control both. She knows she’s supposed to suppress her sinful dreams of a monogamous life with her sweetheart, and her desire for the freedom to play her beloved piano. Every Mormon woman’s duty is to live obediently and meekly, devoted to her husband and her calling as a sister wife. Her eternal salvation depends upon it.

Commanded to become the fourth wife of a man she’s never met, Hazel is relieved that Jacob Manwaring is attentive and handsome. However, she is shocked to discover that instead of living separately as is custom, all of Jacob’s wives and children live in the same house—a large, dilapidated manor that inexplicably fills Hazel with dread.

Despite Jacob’s tenderness, Hazel senses dark secrets and resentments among her sister wives. She hears strange music, sees blood oozing from the very walls, and glimpses apparitions that grow more terrifying every day. And as her nightmares worsen, Hazel can’t be sure if she has more to fear from the living—including her mysterious husband—or from a sinister presence that seems to animate the house itself . . .

Drawing on little-known Mormon folklore and the author’s own polygamous ancestors, this fascinating, suspense-filled historical novel debut is by turns darkly romantic, spine-tingling, and wholly unforgettable.

GRADE: B

REVIEW:

I went into The Fourth Wife by Linda Hamilton knowing almost nothing about Mormons beyond the idea of plural marriage—and honestly, that alone hooked me. Add in the “historical horror” label, and I was all in.

The story follows Hazel, who agrees to become Jacob’s fourth wife after learning her longtime crush won’t marry her. It’s a desperate choice… and not a great one.

Jacob initially comes across as charming, but that illusion falls apart fast. When Hazel arrives at his home, she discovers the truth: instead of wealth and stability, she’s walked into a crumbling house shared with his three other wives—and possibly something else lurking there.

Here’s the thing: if you’re expecting a full-on haunted house story, this isn’t it. The ghostly elements are interesting but feel underused, popping in just enough to remind you they exist before fading into the background again.

That said, the central mystery is compelling, and I ended up enjoying the ride—especially in audiobook form, which kept me engaged throughout.

Overall, I liked it and would try another book by this author. Just don’t go in expecting true horror—this leans much more toward historical drama with a hint of the supernatural.

*Thank you so much to NetGalley & Recorded Books for the audiobook copy of this book in exchange for an honest review!

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